Suggestions- missions and events~

Kirroha wrote:

Wait, Zephyr! Oh no, you just bombed all the pink letters?! Don't you know that one of them was from your dad?

BAHAHAHA

Wait... Is it true!?

Yes! See?! I'm not lying, no, no!!!

Helberg Vanguardion wrote:

Hello son!

How are you today? I've brought you a new potential fiance. Her name is Isabella Swan, and she looks like a prettiful snowflake of extreme speshulity. Do want? Please reply!

Hugs and kisses,

Your Daddy Helly~ <3

and

Helberg Vanguardion wrote:

Hey Zephy-chan!

Daddy misses you so much... *mwacks* Wanna come out for dinner on Father's Day? I bought your favourite kiddy's special! It is high in calcium and good for growing little boys like you!

XOXO,

Daddy~

this too

Helberg Vanguardion wrote:

Hey Son! Hey Son!!!

Miss Swan just jumped off a cliff!!! HURRY SAVE HER!!!!

Or I'll make you marry that fangirl from your class. What's her name again? Renesbabe Colon? Ah well, that Swan girl just died. Forget what I said.

I STILL LOVE YOU SON!!!!

See?! I tell the truth, always!

I'M LAUGHING SO HARD ... oh Zephyr , oh Zephyr , what a nice and cute dad you have . I wonder where is that side of ya *looking for blackmail*

:O bella's cheating on edward and jacob? :O :O haha she died xD had nothing to do with me... poor dad I don't think i can let zeph live through the agony of living with bella so I pushed her off the cliff *ahem*

There will be even more blackmail material once you find Zeph's replies to his dad's letters...

Zephyr Vanguardion wrote:

Hello Dad!

Aw man, pink was my favourite colour, but now I can't use it... But nevermind, I'll use orange! It's my second more favourite colour! It's all bright and sunny and makes me feel all cheery and gay! But Dad, I don't want a fiancee, I'm so sorry! It'll mean that I'll have to build my own family and I'll leave Daddy forever and ever... It makes me so sad, Daddy! Please let me be with you forever!

~ <3 your sonny Zephy~

P.S. btw there is this really manly girl who just joined the guild, I wonder if she's manly enough to be my knight in shining armour? I'm so embarrassed~ <3

Zephyr Vanguardion wrote:

Daddy!

I know you always know what I like! The Kiddy Meal is so good! It gives me so much calcium and protein~ Someday I'll grow even taller than the big big Forte-niichan! Also Daddy, can you please please please buy that dress we saw the other day? Pretty please?

Hugs and Kisses, Zephy~

Zephyr Vanguardion wrote:

Dad, Dad, I wanna be a princess! Do you know where they sell those shiny-

*snatches*

LEN: What... the hell... *snickers*
ZEPH: *blushes furiously* GIVE IT BACK!!!!

... and they lived happily ever after.

NOW I'M TOTALLY SAVING THIS MESSAGES , HIS DAD'S AND ZEPHYR'S , I CAN'T BREATH FROM LAUGHTING

Kirroha wrote:

There will be even more blackmail material once you find Zeph's replies to his dad's letters...

Zephyr Vanguardion wrote:

Hello Dad!

Aw man, pink was my favourite colour, but now I can't use it... But nevermind, I'll use orange! It's my second more favourite colour! It's all bright and sunny and makes me feel all cheery and gay! But Dad, I don't want a fiancee, I'm so sorry! It'll mean that I'll have to build my own family and I'll leave Daddy forever and ever... It makes me so sad, Daddy! Please let me be with you forever!

~ <3 your sonny Zephy~

P.S. btw there is this really manly girl who just joined the guild, I wonder if she's manly enough to be my knight in shining armour? I'm so embarrassed~ <3

Zephyr Vanguardion wrote:

Daddy!

I know you always know what I like! The Kiddy Meal is so good! It gives me so much calcium and protein~ Someday I'll grow even taller than the big big Forte-niichan! Also Daddy, can you please please please buy that dress we saw the other day? Pretty please?

Hugs and Kisses, Zephy~

Zephyr Vanguardion wrote:

Dad, Dad, I wanna be a princess! Do you know where they sell those shiny-

*snatches*

LEN: What... the hell... *snickers*
ZEPH: *blushes furiously* GIVE IT BACK!!!!

... and they lived happily ever after.

*BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR KIRROHA* What a beautiful ending

hehe I wanna see zephy's blush

If it was real...

Helberg Vanguardion wrote:

Hello son!

How are you today? I've brought you a new potential fiance. Her name is Isabella Swan, and she looks like a prettiful snowflake of extreme speshulity. Do want? Please reply!

Hugs and kisses,

Your Daddy Helly~ <3

Zephyr Vanguardion wrote:

Hey Dad,

I'm fine. Why do you ask? We meet every freaking day.
Is a bell a swan? Of course not, dad. A bell is not a swan. You're very silly. I'm feeling like I want to send you to eternity so ashamed.

Future Guild Leader,
Zephyr Vanguardion

Helberg Vanguardion wrote:

Hey Zephy-chan!

Daddy misses you so much... *mwacks* Wanna come out for dinner on Father's Day? I bought your favourite kiddy's special! It is high in calcium and good for growing little boys like you!

XOXO,

Daddy~

Zephyr Vanguardion wrote:

Hey Dad,

We have dinner together every time, and you keep asking me that? I gave up on that kiddie milk since it gave me toothaches I don't think so. And if you want to point at the fact that I am one of the shortest guy in the series? I am still 17 years old, think again.

Future Guild Leader,
Zephyr Vanguardion

Helberg Vanguardion wrote:

Hey Son! Hey Son!!!

Miss Swan just jumped off a cliff!!! HURRY SAVE HER!!!!

Or I'll make you marry that fangirl from your class. What's her name again? Renesbabe Colon? Ah well, that Swan girl just died. Forget what I said.

I STILL LOVE YOU SON!!!!

Zephyr Vanguardion wrote:

Hey Dad,

I now have a new slave snark victim friend stupid guild-mate whiny child potential girlfriend named Lenarche.

Which one died? The bell or the swan?

I hate you dad, Best regards,
Zephyr Vanguardion

This page is so friggin' epic I'm going to BOOKMARK IT XD

We don't even know much about Zeph's dad, but if he's going to be like this HELBERG'S GONNA BE MY FAV CHARACTER ALWAYS XD

Zephyr's snark doesn't subside around Dad, either.

This is to frekin' funny

azureXtwilight wrote:

If it was real...

Helberg Vanguardion wrote:

Hello son!

How are you today? I've brought you a new potential fiance. Her name is Isabella Swan, and she looks like a prettiful snowflake of extreme speshulity. Do want? Please reply!

Hugs and kisses,

Your Daddy Helly~ <3

Zephyr Vanguardion wrote:

Hey Dad,

I'm fine. Why do you ask? We meet every freaking day.
Is a bell a swan? Of course not, dad. A bell is not a swan. You're very silly. I'm feeling like I want to send you to eternity so ashamed.

Future Guild Leader,
Zephyr Vanguardion

Helberg Vanguardion wrote:

Hey Zephy-chan!

Daddy misses you so much... *mwacks* Wanna come out for dinner on Father's Day? I bought your favourite kiddy's special! It is high in calcium and good for growing little boys like you!

XOXO,

Daddy~

Zephyr Vanguardion wrote:

Hey Dad,

We have dinner together every time, and you keep asking me that? I gave up on that kiddie milk since it gave me toothaches I don't think so. And if you want to point at the fact that I am one of the shortest guy in the series? I am still 17 years old, think again.

Future Guild Leader,
Zephyr Vanguardion

Helberg Vanguardion wrote:

Hey Son! Hey Son!!!

Miss Swan just jumped off a cliff!!! HURRY SAVE HER!!!!

Or I'll make you marry that fangirl from your class. What's her name again? Renesbabe Colon? Ah well, that Swan girl just died. Forget what I said.

I STILL LOVE YOU SON!!!!

Zephyr Vanguardion wrote:

Hey Dad,

I now have a new slave snark victim friend stupid guild-mate whiny child potential girlfriend named Lenarche.

Which one died? The bell or the swan?

I hate you dad, Best regards,
Zephyr Vanguardion

yea that sounds like what zephy would say xD I love the last one

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I now have a new slave snark victim friend stupid guild-mate whiny child potential girlfriend named Lenarche.

oohhhh I wanted to see zephy blush hehe maybe he will in the game high hopes!

Zephyr blushes in an unmasked condition? check

azureXtwilight wrote:

Zephyr blushes in an unmasked condition? check

Hoh hoh! Azure-senpai's such a tease/troll.

He already blushes once in the demo! Len thought that it was cute.

haha yes unmasked is good! unmasked is cute! unmasked is hot! unmasked is...ahem

sweetdreams wrote:

haha yes unmasked is good! unmasked is cute! unmasked is hot! unmasked is...ahem

My friend... You won't be thinking that when you know what he really looks like...

But if you are ready, please click ahead... It is not too late to turn back from ze ULTIMATE SPOILAH!!!111oneapple

Spoiler:

Kirroha wrote:

azureXtwilight wrote:

Zephyr blushes in an unmasked condition? check

Hoh hoh! Azure-senpai's such a tease/troll.

He already blushes once in the demo! Len thought that it was cute.

Yes, once. Freyja... Hmmm

A troll, LIEK THIS?



OR THIS?

Noes, like zis!





Freyja Vanguardion? Nice name. O:

Kirroha wrote:

sweetdreams wrote:

haha yes unmasked is good! unmasked is cute! unmasked is hot! unmasked is...ahem

My friend... You won't be thinking that when you know what he really looks like...

But if you are ready, please click ahead... It is not too late to turn back from ze ULTIMATE SPOILAH!!!111oneapple

Spoiler:

I was like debating whether I should click it or not but I still ended up clicking it xD zephy as a spongebob? haha

I clicked and was shocked for life

Hahas, man, sometimes I think you guys should all be comedians xDD Okay, I don't think these ideas were already mentioned, but heck, here I go!

1) "Borrowing Race" - You know those races you often see in mangas or animes where you get a card with what you have to borrow from someone? Except, in this case, you have to wear/use what you borrow. *thinks of Zephyr in pink apron...* I wonder if he would prefer to lose the race or wear... Heh

2) "Candlelight Night" - I think I saw something similar somewhere... somewhere... oh well. Firstly, they would switch off the lights. One of the two genders carries lighted candles. (the males, for example.) So, the guys are holding lighted candles while the females have unlit ones. The females' faces are covered, and the males have to light one of the females' candles. Then the lights will be turned on and the masks will be removed and you'll dance with your chosen partner. Then again, you can manipulate this... for example, the guys' faces are covered while they hold the candles... I can already imagine fangirls rushing to get their candles lit... *cough*

Uhh, that's all my brain can come up with for now... oh gosh, it's nearing 12am, and I still haven't studied for the test tomorrow.

Wait wait wait. How come Ignitio have a Birthday?? He chooses his birthday himself?