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azureXtwilight
Epitome of Trollness
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| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:17 am | |
| Is that my immortal?
GOD LEAVE ME ALOOOONEUOHHHHHHHHH! | |
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LumenAstrum
Creepy Monochrome Baku
Posts : 1429
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Location : Also stuck in the kitchen with Shine.
| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:19 am | |
| - darkdoll25 wrote:
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I'm reading the worst fanfiction in the history of fanfiction. I posted it in the Chat Forum ._.
It's a harry potter one, and it gets worse.
Worse than how Belle writes. want to read a sample? I lul'zd. 
- Spoiler:
AN: 2 every1 hu kepz flaming diz GIT S LIF! I bet u proly odnt no hu gerod way is ur proly al prepz and pozers!11111 neway sum1 hakked in2 mi akkount in November and dey put up my last chaptah but now der is a new 1. im surry 4 nut updating g 4 a while but ive been rilly bizzy. im trying 2 finish da story b4 da new movie kumz out. Im gong on vacation 4 a mons I wont be bak until abott 2 weeks. OMFG drako iz so hot in all da pix 4 da new movie!111 I wunted dem 2 put a kameo by geord way lol he hsud play drako. if u flame ill slit muh risztz!11 raven u rok gurl hav fun in ingland.
When I wook up I wuz in a strange room. I loked around I wuz wearing da same outfit I had when is performed wif XBlakXTearX!11 I looked arund confusedly. It wuz da Norse's office but it looked difrent! On da wall wuz a pik of Marlyin Munzon!1111 (just imagin dat he is an 80s goffik band 2 ok koz he is more old den panic? at da dizcko or mcr) der wuz also a goffik blak Beatles calander with a picture of the beetlez werring iyeliner and blak cloves. On it said '1980.'
"OMFG! Im back in Tim again!111" I screamed loudly. Suddenly Satan(dis is actually voldimort 4 photo refrenss!). Voldimort wuz wearing a blak leather Jackson, blak tight jeans and fishnet pantz. He looked so sexah I almost had an orgy!11
"OMFG Enoby r u ok." He asked gothikally.
"Yah Im okay 4 ur in4mation." I snapped sexily. "OMG am I dedd?" koz I remembered I had jumped in front off da bullet from Jame's gun. I also rememberd cing Drako doing it wif Snap!111
I guessed dat when I had slit mi wrists I had went bak in tim instead of dieing. I knoew I could go forward in time if I found a time-toner or da tim machine.
"No ur not dead." Satan reassured suicidally as he smokd a cigarette sexily and smoke came all over his face. "Ur a vampire so u kant die frum a bullet. Cum on now lets go c how Hairy's dad is doing."
I noo dat da real reason I didn't die from da ballet was koz I was from da future. "WTF! James almust shot Luciious!" I said indigoally. I knew that James had really ben possezzed, but I didn't want him2 know I knew.
"Yah I know but he had a headache he wz under a lot of stress." Satan reasoned evilly.
"I guess that's ok." I said because James hadn't really shot Lucian. Also I noo that Lucian wood now have 2 arms instead of 1. I walked seduktivly outside with Satan. Suddeni I saw a totally sexi goffik bi guy!11 He had bleched blond hair wiv blak streaks up 2 his ears and he wuz wearing goffik blak iliner, a blak Green Day shirt (it showed billy joel wiv bolnd hair since it was da eighties), blak congress shoes and black baggy pants. He walked in all sexly like Gerrd way in the vido for I Don't 3 u lyk I did yesterday and you cud see a blak tear on his face lyk da wmn in dat video. "Hey." He sed all qwietly and goffically.
This is only a section, out of 45 chapters. ..I died. But I'm still reading it. I died XDDD The 1's reminded me of my geometry teacher. No shift ftw~ | |
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darkdoll25
Immortal
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Location : Preparing 10 course meal for Kirroha with plenty of crabs and shark-fins. Also, wine with 'gold cuvee'.
| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:52 am | |
| Ah you know the worst fanfiction in the world too huh?
I died laughing. You know there are tons of other troll fics? People are saying that two guys made the fic together.. LOLOL. | |
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Ana
Immortal
Posts : 1172
Join date : 2010-08-01
| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:17 pm | |
| Yeah, 'My Immortal'. Classic.
But I think reading more than 2 sentences from it would severely diminish your intellectual abilities, cause yeah, it's that bad. | |
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~Sire Kirroha
Epitome of Manliness
Posts : 3477
Join date : 2010-07-30
Age : 28
Location : Awesome Airlines
| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:07 pm | |
| Ah, My Immortal. Classic of the classic badfic. | |
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shine
Caviar Sandwich Maker
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Join date : 2011-07-13
Age : 34
Location : Locked in the kitchen by Kirro.
| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:55 pm | |
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~Sire Kirroha
Epitome of Manliness
Posts : 3477
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Age : 28
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| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:03 pm | |
| Let's not talk about My Immortal now. XD | |
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Belle-Destinee
oh em gee i dun serapina
Posts : 475
Join date : 2011-10-15
Age : 29
Location : USA
| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:48 pm | |
| i tell u many times, messy page very diffcult 2 clean... -.- pls stop ok... if u coment must be abt flora and story not other things
~ chapter turth abt flora ~
oswad look with grateful at flora 'i will do anything u want' he said with sweet voice cher look shock... but flora didnt ask him to do anything naughtie instead she asked him
'i want to know about my past' she saids 'why do i noe requim of abyss spell? am i immortal' she added very imptly
oswald sighed dispapointed and told flora 'u r actually the ddaughter of the immoralts zeus and aprodite... they r actually even greater immortalgods than me and vestria... this is y requim of abyss spell if actually have easy for u'' he said
flora is shocked 'then y am i muggle born?? how come i cdont know anything' she cried and stepped behind... leon hold her before she can fall into the hot larva by accidentally with wrong step down...
'walk with careful flora' said leon warning... flora say 'ok' and turn back to owald "y...'
"when zeus and aprodite were young they were killed by my evil clone thano' said oswald sad sad 'he want to take over world so he kill zeus and aphrodite so u r now orphan and put in orphange to become muggle born' he added sad sad.
flora sink to knee level and everything went dark.. she was sad.
to be continued... | |
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azureXtwilight
Epitome of Trollness
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| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:01 pm | |
| ZEUS AND HERMAPRODITE!
HORRAY! | |
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shine
Caviar Sandwich Maker
Posts : 2940
Join date : 2011-07-13
Age : 34
Location : Locked in the kitchen by Kirro.
| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:02 pm | |
| - azureXtwilight wrote:
- ZEUS AND HERMAPRODITE!
HORRAY! Herma-WHAT? | |
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azureXtwilight
Epitome of Trollness
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| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:06 pm | |
| HOT LARVA 8D I present you... HOT LARVA! FRESH FROM THE OVEN!  | |
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shine
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| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:08 pm | |
| - azureXtwilight wrote:
- HOT LARVA 8D
I present you...
HOT LARVA!
FRESH FROM THE OVEN!
Yummie. | |
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~Sire Kirroha
Epitome of Manliness
Posts : 3477
Join date : 2010-07-30
Age : 28
Location : Awesome Airlines
| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:10 pm | |
| - Quote :
- flora sink to knee level and everything went dark.. she was sad.
This sentence is... simply amazing. I am breathless. | |
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Dee
Guild Leader
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Age : 28
Location : Land of Neon and Ebony
| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:27 pm | |
| - Belle-Destinee wrote:
- she added very imptly
Destinee-chama is the new Shakespeare. The current limitations of the english language pose no obstacles to her as she deftly creates new words to accurately express the emotions she's trying to convey.
It brought me to tears. | |
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azureXtwilight
Epitome of Trollness
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Location : Yogyakarta, Indonesia
| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:32 pm | |
| - Quote :
- ddaughter of the immoralts
OMG! She's the daughter of the immoralz! THE HORRORZ. | |
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shine
Caviar Sandwich Maker
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Age : 34
Location : Locked in the kitchen by Kirro.
| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:33 pm | |
| - azureXtwilight wrote:
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- ddaughter of the immoralts
OMG! She's the daughter of the immoralz!
THE HORRORZ. That's SOOOO my fave sentence of the whole story. | |
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Ana
Immortal
Posts : 1172
Join date : 2010-08-01
| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:20 pm | |
| - Dee wrote:
- It brought me to tears.
Happy tears?
... No, wait. Don't tell. We all know the answer to that. | |
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~Sire Kirroha
Epitome of Manliness
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| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:21 pm | |
| She made Dee cry!
And then there was sad sad everywhere. | |
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shine
Caviar Sandwich Maker
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Location : Locked in the kitchen by Kirro.
| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:25 pm | |
| "sad sad with sadness everywhere" | |
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Dee
Guild Leader
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| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:13 am | |
| and then dee was sad sad. | |
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shine
Caviar Sandwich Maker
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| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:28 am | |
| - Dee wrote:
- and then dee was sad sad.
With sadness everywhere because shine look evil at her? | |
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darkdoll25
Immortal
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Location : Preparing 10 course meal for Kirroha with plenty of crabs and shark-fins. Also, wine with 'gold cuvee'.
| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Sat Oct 29, 2011 5:20 am | |
| No, evil sad is sad because sadness in the world of good. | |
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~Sire Kirroha
Epitome of Manliness
Posts : 3477
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Age : 28
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| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Sat Oct 29, 2011 7:10 am | |
| You shall not live this place alive. I am the immoralts. I will explode you. | |
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Lyn27
Senior Adventurer
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| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:47 pm | |
| How does Thanos kill the two immortals who are greater than Oswald and Vestoria though? 8D. I am fill with puzzle at hows this occur. | |
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azureXtwilight
Epitome of Trollness
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Location : Yogyakarta, Indonesia
| | Subject: Re: ~*leons destiny*~ a fanfiction <3 ~~~~~~~ THE END!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:50 pm | |
| No honey, they are immorraltz, not immortals 8D | |
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